Specials 2020 | 20 Episodes
Specials of Two and a Half Men premiered on Aug 13, 2020.
1 - Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal 0In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.
2 - Jake's A Regular Kid 0
3 - Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems 0.5
4 - Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards 0
5 - Behind the Scenes 0
6 - Finding Angus 0
7 - Getting Charlie Sheen 0
8 - Jennifer Taylor 0
9 - Jon's Advice to Charlie 0
10 - Mama's Boys 0
11 - Marin Hinkle 0
12 - Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 0
13 - Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2 0
14 - Bloopers Season 01 0.5
15 - Bloopers Season 02 0
16 - Bloopers Season 03 0
17 - Bloopers Season 04 0
18 - Bloopers Season 05 0
19 - Bloopers Season 06 0
20 - Bloopers Season 07 0
Season 1 2003 | 24 Episodes
Season 1 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 21, 2003.
The first season of Two and a Half Men, an American television series created by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, that aired its pilot episode on September 22, 2003, at 9:30 p.m., ET/PT, on CBS, a U.S. broadcast television network. The pilot received great reviews and an Artios Award nomination for Best Casting for TV, Comedy Pilot. In the week of October 1, 2003, the series was ranked 7th highest in the top ten shows of the week according to Nielsen Research, with an average 12.1/18 rating. Thanks to this, the series was able to air another 23 episodes, and was renewed for a second season in 2004. The DVD set was released on Region 2 on September 12, 2005, and on Region 1 on September 11, 2007. Its bonus material included: a blooper, outtakes, a backstage tour with Angus T. Jones and a behind-the-scenes special, with the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men.
1 - Pilot 4.32003-09-21After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
2 - Big Flappy Bastards 5.32003-09-28While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 62003-10-05After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 62003-10-12Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.
5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 42003-10-19After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.
6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 42003-10-27Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.
7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 62003-11-03Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 5.72003-11-10Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
9 - Phase One, Complete 4.52003-11-17After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.
10 - Merry Thanksgiving 52003-11-24In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 52003-12-15While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones 6.32004-01-05When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
13 - Sara Like Puny Alan 42004-01-12Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas 52004-02-02Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 42004-02-09Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
16 - That Was Saliva, Alan 42004-02-16Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 42004-02-23Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick 62004-03-01Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 42004-03-22Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 32004-04-19Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.
21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing 42004-05-03Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 42004-05-10Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
23 - Just Like Buffalo 42004-05-17Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
24 - Can You Feel My Finger? 42004-05-24A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Season 2 2004 | 24 Episodes
Season 2 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 20, 2004.
The second season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 2004 and May 2005. The season consisted of 24 episodes. The DVD was released on January 8, 2008.
1 - Back Off Mary Poppins 42004-09-20Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 42004-09-27Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
3 - A Bag Full of Jawea 42004-10-04Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra 42004-10-11Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
5 - Bad News from the Clinic 42004-10-18Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 42004-10-25Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 42004-11-08Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 6.52004-11-15Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.
9 - Yes, Monsignor 42004-11-22When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater 42004-11-29Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.
11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 32004-12-13After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
12 - A Lungful of Alan 42005-01-03Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
13 - Get Off My Hair 42005-01-17After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.
14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 42005-01-31The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand 42005-02-07Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 52005-02-14When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! 42005-02-21After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
18 - It Was Mame, Mom 42005-03-07Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise 42005-03-21After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 6.52005-04-18Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 42005-05-02Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 42005-05-09Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 42005-05-16Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? 42005-05-23Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Season 3 2005 | 24 Episodes
Season 3 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 19, 2005.
The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 2005 and May 2006.
1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 42005-09-19After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
2 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 42005-09-26Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 42005-10-03Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
4 - Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs 42005-10-10Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky 42005-10-17Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One 62005-10-24Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 42005-11-07Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do 42005-11-14Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
9 - Madame and Her Special friend 42005-11-21One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
10 - Something Salted and Twisted 42005-11-28Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
11 - Santa's Village of the Damned 42005-12-19Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
12 - That Special Tug 32006-01-09Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium 42006-01-23Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 52006-02-06Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
15 - My Tongue is Meat 52006-02-27Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
16 - Ergo, The Booty Call 42006-03-06Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 42006-03-13Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler 42006-03-20Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 42006-04-10Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 42006-04-24Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
21 - And the Plot Moistens 42006-05-01Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie 42006-05-09A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
23 - Arguments for the Quickie 42006-05-15Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 42006-05-22Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
Season 4 2006 | 24 Episodes
Season 4 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 17, 2006.
The fourth season of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS from September 18, 2006, to May 14, 2007.
1 - Working for Caligula 42006-09-18Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
2 - Who's Vod Kanockers? 6.52006-09-25
3 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 42006-10-02Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey 42006-10-09Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 52006-10-16Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
6 - Apologies for the Frivolity 52006-10-23Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 52006-11-06Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
8 - Release the Dogs 42006-11-13Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
9 - Corey's Been Dead For an Hour 42006-11-20Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln 42006-11-27Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
11 - Walnuts and Demerol 62006-12-11Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana 42007-01-08Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer 42007-01-22Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 42007-02-05Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
15 - My Damn Stalker 42007-02-12Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too 42007-02-18Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie 42007-02-26After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville 42007-03-19Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll 42007-04-09Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 42007-04-16Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 42007-04-23Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 42007-04-30Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 52007-05-07Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
24 - Prostitutes and Gelato 42007-05-14Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
Season 5 2007 | 19 Episodes
Season 5 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 23, 2007.
The fifth season of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS from September 24, 2007, to May 19, 2008. A total of only 19 episodes were aired due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike. Unlike the previous seasons, the Season 5 DVD came without a gag reel. This was the shortest season in the history of the show until the eighth season ended after 16 episodes due to the firing of Charlie Sheen.
1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 72007-09-24Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon 42007-10-01Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 42007-10-08Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
4 - City of Great Racks 72007-10-14Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 42007-10-23Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail 42007-10-30Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
7 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room 42007-11-05After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 62007-11-12Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. 42007-11-19Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia 42007-11-26Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
11 - Meander to Your Dander 42008-03-17When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 42008-03-24Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
13 - The Soil is Moist 42008-03-31Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
14 - Winky-Dink Time 42008-04-14Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) 42008-04-21Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 42008-04-28Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
17 - Fish in a Drawer 52008-05-05CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
18 - If My Hole Could Talk 32008-05-12Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper 42008-05-19When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
Season 6 2008 | 24 Episodes
Season 6 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 22, 2008.
The sixth season of Two and a Half Men began September 22, 2008 and concluded on May 18, 2009.
1 - Taterhead is Our Love Child 3.82008-09-22In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
2 - Pie Hole, Herb 42008-09-29Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict 42008-10-06Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' 42008-10-13Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
5 - A Jock Strap in Hell 42008-10-20Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
6 - It's Always Nazi Week (1) 42008-11-03When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy 42008-11-10
8 - Pinocchio's Mouth 42008-11-17Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
9 - The Mooch At The Boo 42008-11-24Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 42008-12-08Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
11 - The Devil's Lube 42008-12-15Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
12 - Thank God for Scoliosis 42009-01-12Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
13 - I Think You Offended Don 42009-01-19Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 22009-02-02Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat 22009-02-09Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 42009-03-02Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? 62009-03-09Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
18 - My Son's Enormous Head 42009-03-16Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
19 - The Two Finger Rule 52009-03-30After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 42009-04-13Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
21 - Above Exalted Cyclops 52009-04-27Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 42009-05-04Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 32009-05-11Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
24 - Baseball with Better Steroids 42009-05-18Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Season 7 2009 | 22 Episodes
Season 7 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 21, 2009.
The seventh season of Two and a Half Men premiered in the United States on September 21, 2009, and in Australia on September 28, 2009.
1 - 818-jklpuzo 62009-09-21Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation 5.52009-09-28When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. 5.52009-10-05Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 5.52009-10-12Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
5 - For the Sake of the Child 5.52009-10-19Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
6 - Give Me Your Thumb 62009-11-02Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
7 - Untainted by Filth 5.52009-11-09Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 62009-11-16While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 5.52009-11-23While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room 5.52009-12-07Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
11 - Warning, It's Dirty 5.52009-12-15Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 52010-01-11Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
13 - Yay, No Polyps! 52010-01-18Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1) 5.52010-02-01Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) 52010-02-08Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
16 - Tinkle Like a Princess 52010-03-01Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
17 - I Found Your Moustache 4.52010-03-08Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day 5.52010-03-22Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 4.52010-04-12Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
20 - I Called Him Magoo 5.52010-05-10Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
21 - Gumby with a Pokey 52010-05-17Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
22 - This is Not Gonna End Well 52010-05-24Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Season 8 2010 | 16 Episodes
Season 8 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 20, 2010.
The eighth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2010 in the United States & Canada; October 18, 2010 in Australia and on February 7, 2011 in the UK. The season finished on February 14, 2011 with only 16 episodes aired, making season eight the shortest season to date and the last season of the show with its main star Charlie Sheen. Although being advertised with a Gag Reel, the Season 8 DVD did not include one, making it and Season 5 the only DVDs not to have them. As of December 22, 2010, Two and a Half Men is ranked at number 10 on the 10 most watched TV programs of 2010.
1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 6.52010-09-20When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 5.52010-09-27Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus 62010-10-04After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 5.52010-10-11Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 5.52010-10-18Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger 52010-10-25Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette 6.52010-11-01Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
8 - Springtime on a Stick 5.52010-11-08Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
9 - A Good Time In Central Africa 62010-11-15When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 42010-11-22When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
11 - Dead From the Waist Down 52010-12-06Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 52010-12-13Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 52011-01-03Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs 42011-01-17Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 6.52011-02-07While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
16 - That Darn Priest 52011-02-14Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Season 9 2011 | 24 Episodes
Season 9 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 19, 2011.
The ninth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on CBS on September 19, 2011, with Ashton Kutcher joining the cast as Walden Schmidt. This season is the first without the show's star Charlie Sheen, as well as the first to feature a retooled plot, marking a major change in the series by focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the death of Charlie with help from his new best friend and housemate, Walden, a dot-com billionaire who is in the process of being divorced by his wife. The trio bond and form a surrogate family unit. This was the last season to air on Mondays.
1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 3.62011-09-19Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
2 - People Who Love Peepholes 3.72011-09-26Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food 3.72011-10-03Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
4 - Nine Magic Fingers 42011-10-10Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
5 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro 3.72011-10-17Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
6 - The Squat and The Hover 02011-10-24Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 42011-10-31Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
8 - Thank You For The Intercourse 4.72011-11-07When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9 - Frodo's Headshots 4.72011-11-14Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
10 - Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 4.32011-11-21Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
11 - A Lovely Landing Strip 4.72011-12-05Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! 4.32011-12-12Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 3.32012-01-02Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
14 - A Possum on Chemo 4.72012-01-16Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 4.72012-02-06Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 4.72012-02-13Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
17 - Not In My Mouth 42012-02-20Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
18 - The War Against Gingivitis 42012-02-27Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
19 - Palmdale, Ech 4.72012-03-19Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
20 - Grandma's Pie 4.32012-04-09Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
21 - Mr. Hose Says Yes 4.32012-04-16Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
22 - Why We Gave Up Women 4.32012-04-30Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole 3.72012-05-07Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 52012-05-14Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
Season 10 2012 | 23 Episodes
Season 10 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 27, 2012.
The tenth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on CBS Broadcasting Inc. on September 27, 2012, and concluded on May 9, 2013. This season aired on Thursdays at 8:30 p.m., following The Big Bang Theory, in the United States.
1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk 3.32012-09-27Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2 - A Big Bag of Dog 4.32012-10-04Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 42012-10-11Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4 - You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For 4.52012-10-18Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5 - That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam 4.52012-10-25Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6 - Ferrets, Attack! 42012-11-01Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard 4.52012-11-08When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8 - Something My Gynecologist Said 4.52012-11-15Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9 - I Scream When I Pee 4.72012-11-29Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10 - One Nut Johnson 4.52012-12-06Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole 4.52012-12-13Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12 - Welcome to Alancrest 4.52013-01-03Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13 - Grab A Feather And Get In Line 42013-01-10Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14 - Run Steven Staven! Run! 4.52013-01-31Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 52013-02-07When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 4.52013-02-14Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 4.52013-02-21When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18 - The 9:04 From Pemberton 4.52013-03-07After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19 - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 4.52013-03-14Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 52013-04-04Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond 32013-04-25Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22 - My Bodacious Vidalia 42013-05-02With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 52013-05-09Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Season 11 2013 | 22 Episodes
Season 11 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Sep 26, 2013.
The eleventh season of Two and a Half Men premiered on CBS on September 26, 2013, and concluded on May 8, 2014. This season marks another major change in the series as Amber Tamblyn joins the cast as Jenny, Charlie's illegitimate daughter. Tamblyn was promoted to series regular on October 2, 2013. This season is also the first and only season not to feature Angus T. Jones, who portrayed Jake Harper during the first ten seasons. He would return the following season as a guest star in the show's final episode.
1 - Nangnangnangnang 4.72013-09-26Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 4.32013-10-03Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
3 - This Unblessed Biscuit 52013-10-10
4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 4.52013-10-17
5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 4.72013-10-24Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 4.72013-11-07When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 52013-11-14Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 4.52013-11-21Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 42013-12-05Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
10 - On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! 4.72013-12-12Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
11 - Tazed In The Lady Nuts 42014-01-02Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 42014-01-09Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court 4.52014-01-30Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe 42014-02-06Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 52014-02-27Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 42014-03-06Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
17 - Welcome Home, Jake 42014-03-13Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
18 - West Side Story 4.52014-04-03Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
19 - Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick 52014-04-10After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 62014-04-24Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 52014-05-01Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 5.32014-05-08Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Season 12 2014 | 16 Episodes
Season 12 of Two and a Half Men premiered on Oct 30, 2014.
The twelfth and final season of Two and a Half Men premiered on October 30, 2014. It was announced that a one-hour series finale of the show would air on February 19, 2015, with the number of episodes aired being 262. The season brought the show back to the way it originally began: two dissimilar men working together to raise a child.
1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach 6.52014-10-30Walden, dressed as Zombie Elvis, and Alan, dressed as Duckie from Pretty in Pink (a role Cryer actually played) but mistaken for Ferris Bueller, are preparing for a Halloween party when Walden suffers a mild heart attack. Alan and Berta both sit in the hospital waiting room and worry about their friend. Though the doctor says he should make a full recovery, Walden begins to rethink his life and decides he wants a child. He visits an adoption lawyer (Aisha Tyler), who tells him the system is rigged against single males adopting children. Having one failed marriage and two other women in his past who fled after he proposed, Walden is at an impasse, so he proposes to Alan. Title quotation from: Alan, referring to Walden's pot-smoking habit as he talks to the EMT in the ambulance.
2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza 5.42014-11-06After thinking about the proposal, Alan agrees to marry Walden. According to Walden, Alan has 9 out of the 10 things he wants in a spouse. They break the news to their mothers, Berta, and Jenny, who are all shocked by their announcement. As Alan is planning his perfect wedding, Walden nixes the elaborate ceremony and honeymoon plans. Walden explains that they have a "business deal" and the wedding will be in a courthouse. Walden then brings Alan a pre-nuptial agreement to sign. Alan is hurt that Walden doesn't trust him, and runs off in tears. Evelyn tells Alan not to sign anything, saying she didn't sign anything when she recently married Marty Pepper. Walden's mother Robin tries to set him up with either her female or male assistant. Alan returns home and they apologize to each other. Alan signs the document, agreeing that Walden is the only one with assets worth protecting, and they confirm to each other that they are best friends.
3 - Glamping in a Yurt 5.62014-11-13Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 52014-11-20A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 6.22014-11-27Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl 62014-12-04Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 5.82014-12-11Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 62014-12-18Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 4.82015-01-08Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
10 - Here I Come, Pants! 52015-01-15Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
11 - For Whom the Booty Calls 4.82015-01-22Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
12 - A Beer Battered Rip-Off 4.22015-01-29When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers 4.72015-02-05Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 4.82015-02-12After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
15 - Of Course He's Dead (1) 42015-02-19Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
16 - Of Course He's Dead (2) 02015-02-19Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?